ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN LIP SERVICE WEB MAGAZINE
Ahhhh, can you just feel the flop-sweat stench of forced romance in the air? Almost hear the anticipation of millions of cash registers? That can mean but one thing, the whole frick’n world is about to get VD yet again this year.
Oh fucking joy!
… did you know that Spay Day is the last Tuesday of February? Anyone else find it interesting that BOTH holidays centering on emasculation fall so close in calendar proximity? Just saying.